Too Fucking Big

The birth rate has been massively declining throughout the nation. Many say this is due to the increased economic pressures of inflation in a capitalistic society. Other research, by leaders at the orphan crushing machine institute for economic exploitation believe the root problem to be elsewhere. In a self reported study of penis size, the United States has experienced a rapid increase in the average male Genetalia. The average doctor measured male errection in the 1960s, when the average woman had approximately 2.3 children, was 5.4 inches. Astonishingly, that self reported number is up to 7.8 inches, a 2.5 inch increase. The doctors of the orphan crushing machine institute believe that female genetalia has not caught up, and has made sex more uncomfortable for females. When pressed for replication of their data resources, the researchers countered with "trust me bro." While most people believe females crave big dick, the rapid decrease in big dick daddies tells a different tale. "Quote from female"