Deshaun watson gets nail channel

Deshaun Watson, before his dreams of NFL glory rapidly disipated in a way that suggested he was still repaying large karmic debts from a past life, had dreamed of sharing his love of hands and feet with the world. The most expensive quarterback in the history of football is now being utilized by the Browneyes Media network to share this love with the people of Cleveland. Watson will regularly host information sessions broadcast through local media platforms about how to take care of your hands in an effort to recoup through advertising and affiliate marketing some of the mountains of cash that were lost to him on that fateful trade day.

He will be going over:

Age defying products to reduce wrinkles, and age related spotting such as liver spots.

How often he, and the team of Korean women he keeps traped in his basement during the season do upkeep on his gorgeous hands.

The secret to maintaining, in his words: “The cutest cuticles.”

Optimal length for fingernails depending on your goals as a hand haver.

Best products for painting your nails, and in partnership with the Josh Gordon Scarred Straight program he will show the effects of huffing nail polish remover live so the audience can understand the dangers.

When asked how he keeps his nails so pristine, he commented this “First you need to be wholeheartedly committed to your craft. I for one show that commitment by not having lifted a finger for the last 6 months at my day job.”

Watson, hated throughout the city of Cleveland has his first shot a redemption arc. It is our hope and his that he nails the opportunity.